Penis Ratings

(1 customer review)

$20.00$40.00

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Description

Once you purchase your package (pun unintended), you will receive written instructions on what to send for My honest, unvarnished assessment, and where to send it. Follow the instructions carefully.

Penis ratings are based on length, girth, balls to cock ratio/symmetry, hygiene/grooming, whether or not I would be receptive to sexual contact, and if so, what variety. Consideration will also be given to My likely disposition during said sexual activity (anywhere from enthusiasm to revulsion).

If there’s anything I feel you can do to improve the desirability of your endowment, I’ll also tell you that.

Lastly, you will receive a final overall rating from 1-10.

You have two options for receiving your detailed penis rating:

  • In writing via E-mail ($20.00 USD)
  • In a custom audio of at least five minutes ($40.00 USD)

Additional information

Delivery Method

E-mail, Custom Audio

1 review for Penis Ratings

  1. Matthew (verified owner)

    Rachel was brutally honest reviewing my “penis”. Highly recommend the audio option.

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